...So there we are standing in the blazing sun watching Khari play for her football team, she receives the ball dribbles towards the goal.....

So let's start at the beginning ehhh! sometime in the day we are all chilling in a Premier Inn -me, my wife Andrea, Marcia, Maurice and the 3Ks on the outskirts of Dubai and during our chat Maurice decides to incentivise Khari game of football...

"... If you score a goal! I'll buy you a bike..."

Aw mate, I made sure he meant it and could not take back any talk, the thought alone of him having to go to the shop to buy a bike on the off chance Khari scored was priceless...

...where was I Khari stepped to the left - I'm screaming in well timed football fanatism - swung her foot the ball beat the keeper nestled in the bottom corner - I screamed louder, I yelled incoherently at Maurice.

"Goal, Bike, Goal!"

People stared I teased Maurice for the rest of my trip jokes ran...

In fact jokes ran constantly when I VISITED, Thank you for so much...

PEACE BE UNTO YOU BROTHER

DARON